I really want to make sure it isn't dull and am looking to try something new. I was an unhip, boring old man to this hunk of young flesh. Magazine covers conditioned me to believe sexy people don't smile, they lustfully stare while headline copy surrounds their heads and pecs and abs. Day 11 I masturbated again. Below are daily field notes and a difficulty scale, documenting what happened to a body and mind when it was deprived of its singular evolutionary purpose.
Hi! My name is Kristina. I have 27 yo. I love sex. My favorit is Dick, Multiple, Boobs
Do you want to fuck me?
I Didn't Masturbate for 30 Days. Here's What Happened.
Here's What Happened. I Didn't Masturbate for 30 Days. It was a very meta-masturbatory day. I wrote a comprehensive piece on fun and interesting masturbation positions all women need to try.
Ask Gigi: Can I Make Masturbation More Fun?
Or a desire in our increasingly tracked and cookied world, to keep a private secret to ourselves? Hey Gigi! What will reading a masturbatory story about a man trying not to masturbate and failing make you feel? A revised, revised definition.